This summer we went to the drive-in, but it’s too cold to do that in the autumn. Now’s the time of year for sitting in the dark and getting your scare on! Even though Halloween is still practically a week away, this is the big weekend before the holiday, a perfect day to premiere the latest on the silver screen.

Ooh, we took too long in the concession line! We missed the previews, but it doesn’t look like we missed any of the story . . . (And if you’re curious who any of the “actors” are, just click the links!)

 

01_ohno

Oh no, our hero (the always heroic Luchadore) is totally going to go into that haunted house, isn’t he?

02_stairswhy

Those stairs do not look like good business.

03_gutswhy

TOLD. YOU. Those are guts, he stepped in guts.

04_stairsagain

Wait, he’s still going up the stairs? To the ominous red door.

05_door

Come ON, he’s opening the door? Yes, that is a way to get straight up unravelled, Mr. Sock.

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. . .

 

06_mummy

OH MY SOCKS A MUMMY.

07_skeleton

HOLY STOCKINGS SKELETONNNNN!!

08_swears

Yeah, that would be my reaction too.

09_party

What, it’s a birthday party?! With cupcakes!! Now THAT is a twist ending. Wait a second. . . but what about those guts?

 

Have a fun and safe Halloween folks! And don’t forget to share your costumes with us on Facebook or Tumblr and let us know how our socks helped you pull it altogether!